Z's Report on SiSeN

My report on SiSeN

The worst DJ on the planet.

Hello everyone, before we start of, take a look at this:






Thank you for doing so. Your eyes have just feasted on the ugliest, rice-shitting son of a bitch from Asia.

Born like fucking 88 years ago, this guy's first words were "bareback" and "botox". Picking up dude's in your local daycare center, raping the manliness right out of them. Before he aspired of becoming a poster for "sexual-ravers'R'Us" his ambitions were to become 'male nude model' and 'an active part of society'. But he failed both due to lack of penis.

Thus he had no other choice than play other people's music in order to become rich himself. After sucking a lot of cock, he got a job at some gay shop selling BDSM and Kawaii merchandise. His lack of personality and money led to him stealing merchandise at a high rate, dressing in EVERYTHING he has stolen as a way to compensate his lack of dick.

SiSeN has tried (and failed) to adopt the Visual Kei style, but due to lack of skill (and money for a hairdresser), he has the worst haircut since Captain Spock, and hides this with an overuse of waste, dumped by the JapanToysPlasticFactory (which is known to contain lethal doses of female hormones, leading to SiSeN's hairless and thus faggy skin).



Bored of doing absolutely jack shit at parties, he has attempted composing a song called SaGa, which is basically just an endless loop of downloaded free samples. In his free recording session, he was sadly buttraped by pissed-off Tibetan refugees. Due to an incredible taste in bad music, he liked the track as it was and he released it on Tokyo Dark Castle, the nickname of one of the local crackhouses you can find him in.

After getting AIDS, SiSeN tagged along with Tokyo Decadance, which is Japan's cast-out homo-society, desperatley looking for a western boyfriend. You can find him on MySpace, sending slutty messages to every guy with no Y chromosome, see him doing absolutley nothing at parties, or with some luck find him sniffing coke in a dark alley of Shinjuku.

This was my report on SiSeN

Goodnight.

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